Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Sorry about my life...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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