I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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