is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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