Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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