You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
