You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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