Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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