i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
