fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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