On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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