how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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