So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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