you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
please come you make the beer taste better
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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