I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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