I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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