i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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