it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Damn victory sex feels great
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