Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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