I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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