Do vagina's smell?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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