You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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