Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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