yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
