I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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