yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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