No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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