do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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