It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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