Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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