i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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