No, you can still breathe under the balls.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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