My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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