I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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