I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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