Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
His nipple licking is glorious
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