Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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