Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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