Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
