Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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