Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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