Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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