why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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