Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
this is an emotional support booty call
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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