That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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