So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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