Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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