If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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