return my video game
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize