i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he thought i was a dude.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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