Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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