so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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