1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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