Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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