jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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