people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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