I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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