Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize