they said they heard you say put it in my butt
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Randomize
