The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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