Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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