Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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