Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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