I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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