Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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