but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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